floozys:

why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity 

(via alienapproval)

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

(Source: queerodactyl, via b-n-nn-li)

yourtrashgold:

beingspooktastic:

my favourite thing about history is how everyone tries to invade russia but are somehow caught off guard by the russian winter 

in soviet russia country fight for you

(Source: realnaveen, via i-cant-fix-that)

    reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
    reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

richwhitelesbian:

earthkingdomprincess:

in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began

how long until it ends? fuck this war

(Source: mittermeyer, via harclon)

remyreaper:

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

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(via kiaralashay)