endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrinez, via awkwardvagina)

eakies:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

(Source: aquato, via kanyewesticle)

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

(via kanyewesticle)

readhadraghaslayha:

"m’lady"image

(via canadianslut)

    Government: We want to keep pregnancy rates in young girls down!
    Government: *Has terrible sex education for young girls*
    Government: *Charges lots of money for birth control*
    Government: *Charges lots of money for pregnancy tests*
    Government: *Charges lots of money for plan b pills*
    Government: *Is against abortion*

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

(Source: literallyrad, via i-cant-fix-that)